The Beaver.

The beaver is our national animal.
The beaver eats wood and is a large rodent.
There is a beaver in the lake by our cabin.
The beaver in the lake wants to eat the trees on this property that we are renting.
The beaver likes to try to take away the trees to eat in the evening.
The other evening the beaver was almost peed on. Sometimes it's preferable to relieve ones self at lakeside than travel to the outhouse and beavers are hard to see in the dark.
This is what we found on the beach the morning after the beaver narrowly escaped pee.

We love the beaver and he can have all the rented trees he wants.